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[instrumental music]

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[sneezes]

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Alright, big fella.

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No cold is gonna keep
the James' men down.

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What we have here is
Grandma Edna's

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Secret Cold Elixir.

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Still illegal in 48 states.

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This ought to clear
right on up.

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‐ This smells funny.
‐ Oh.

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That's because
it's the lemon juice

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act in a concert
with the tabasco

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and the pork rice.

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Give it a minute.
It'll start to sizzle.

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There, drink it!
Now, now, now, now!

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‐ See?
‐ Ew!

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I told you
daddy could take care of you.

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‐ I'm too hot.
‐ Okay.

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Let's let that little
bird chest breathe there.

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‐ Now I'm cold.
‐ Okay.

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Now I'm hot.

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(Bobby)
Now I'm blind.

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Where's my sick baby?

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Mommy!

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Hey, look, Neesee,
I appreciate the thought

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but I got things covered
around here, alright?

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Well, is that why
you're takin' his temperature

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with a turkey thermometer?

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I knew that.

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Ah...20 more minutes, son.

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That could boy base, Neesee.

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♪ Often I wish that we ♪

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♪ Could take the time to see ♪

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♪ The need there is to be
a family yeah ♪

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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪

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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪

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♪ Time and seasons change ♪

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♪ But we will still remain ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪

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[instrumental music]

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Rick, I cannot remember
the last time

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somebody cooked me dinner
and vegetarian on top of that.

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‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ What could be better?

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Meat.

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Looks like, Zoe has
her daddy's sense of humor, huh?

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You keep talkin' like that
you won't get

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any chocolate souffle.

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Yeah!

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[laughs]

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Oh, let me help you with that.

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Uh, Tia,
you work so hard at school

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taking care of all those kids

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you deserve to be taken care of.

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Oh, wow! You guys are tryin'
to spoil me.

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That's because daddy says
you're pretty.

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From the mouths of babes.

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So..

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...what have you and your mommy
have planned for tonight‐‐

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Shh!

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We're not supposed to talk
about her here.

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Ta‐da!

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Heh, doesn't this look good?

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‐ Alright, there you go.
‐ Yeah, that looks delicious.

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Help yourself.
Hope you enjoy it.

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[Rick sighs]

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You know, I found this recipe..

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[car honking]

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I found the recipe online.

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You know, is‐is that..

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You think
that might be Zoe's mom?

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Definitely.

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Uh.. You know..

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I was really surprised..

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[car honking]

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I'm sorry,
what did you say?

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[chuckles]

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I said I was really surprised..

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[car honking]

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I was really surprised by
how much the nutmeg

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brings out the richness
of the souffle.

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Th‐the what?
It's, it's kinda loud, but..

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Th‐the richness of the..

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[car honking]

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Tee...can you hold on
one sec?

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Mm‐hmm.

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[car honking]

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Oh, princess,
I keep my baby until six, woman.

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Sorry about that.

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So...more souffle?

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[instrumental music]

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[school bell rings]

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So that's it?
He just yelled?

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Well, words can be
very hurtful, Jonelle.

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No, I'll tell you
what's hurtful.

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Hurtful is gettin' busted
upside the hay

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with a big old
frozen turkey.

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That's how my daddy used to
get down.

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You step out of line, wham!

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And we'll be butter‐ballin'
our little eyes out.

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Oh, you know,
it just made me uncomfortable.

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I just don't think
anybody should speak like that

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to the mother of his child.

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It's called divorce.

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And speakin' nicely,
that's so much work.

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Yellin', on other hand,
that's easy.

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Stop that, Winnie!

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See. So does Rick know
how you feel?

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No, girl,
'cause I was speechless.

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Oh, oh, well.

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Now that you've regained
your speech, use it.

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‐ Rick?
‐ Hey!

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Wh‐what're you doin' here?

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Well, actually, I was respondin'
to a call in the neighborhood.

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Thought I'd drop by
and say hi.

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You know, I,
I had a great time last night.

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Yeah, me too.

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Ow.

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(Jonelle)
Oh, my bad.

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Look, Rick. Okay,
I don't mean to be judgmental.

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But last night

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the things you said
to your ex‐wife

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made me a little
uncomfortable.

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‐ It did?
‐ Mm‐hmm.

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But I said so little.

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Well, it was the way
you said it.

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Oh.

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I'm so sorry,
it's just that my ex..

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you know, can sometimes be
a, a button‐pusher.

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You know, especially
when the button she's pushin'

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is that horn.

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Yeah, I guess
I understand, but‐‐

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Listen, let me
make it up to you.

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Next Sunday,
I'm havin' a cook‐out

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with some friends and..

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God, Almighty!

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Oh, it's a church group, huh?

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[chuckles]
Kim. What are you doin' here?

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I'm here for an officer‐friendly
presentation.

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You two know each other?

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[scoffs]

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She's my ex‐wife.

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Tia, Kim.

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Kim, Tia.

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Well...I guess we're just
a Indian short

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of the Village People, huh?

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I thought, uh, you and I

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weren't going to overlap
our safety presentations.

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So why are you here?

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I came to see my woman.

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‐ Ooh!
‐ I'm‐I'm sorry. Your woman?

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My woman!

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Well, girl, congratulations
on gettin' this loser.

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Good luck with his tinies!

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Of course,
better than a fat ass.

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Your cousin liked it.

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Who?

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‐ My cousin?
‐ That's right.

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Kim, Rick

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we need to use our kinder,
indoor voices over here.

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‐ Okay.
‐ Okay, gotcha.

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See, girl? See. This is what
I'm talkin' about. See.

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Well, you know,
not everybody can be mature

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and friendly and blended

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like some people we know,
who will remain nameless

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although their names
are Robert and Neesee.

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Okay.

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I know, you're right.

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I told you, I was gonna take the
baby on a pony ride in the park.

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Well, you need
to ride that pony to the bank

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and get me my money.

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[chuckles]

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Exes, what're you gonna do, huh?

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‐ So, do you like ponies‐‐
‐ You know, Rick..

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‐ This isn't going to work out.
‐ What, 'cause of that?

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Hey, at least we're talkin'
again, you know.

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It's not about you, alright?

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Or officer friendly there.

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It's about me.

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See, I just realized
I fooled myself into thinkin'

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I wanted somethin'
I didn't have.

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Then I saw what I didn't have

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and I definitely
don't want that

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which made me realize I have
what I really wanted all along.

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I just didn't realize it.

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Do you understand?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Uh, no.

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Okay.

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I'm in love with somebody else.

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Still in the dark here.

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I'm going back to my ex‐fiance.

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Hm. By that, you mean..

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Okay, you know what, Rick?

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This whole denial angle
you're playing

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is not gonna work.

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Damn.

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[instrumental music]

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(Neesee)
Chugga chugga
chugga chugga woo woo.

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Bobby, you have to eat
your soup.

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It's gonna make you
feel better.

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But I don't want to.

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It's really good.

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See, daddy likes it.

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What?
I don't get a chicken choo‐choo?

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‐ Come on.
‐ Chugga chugga woo woo.

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All aboard!

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Next stop!
Tummy junction!

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Neesee, I know
I was fightin' it

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but these last couple of days
have been great.

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I'm actually jealous.

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When you and Johnny get married

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he's gonna be gettin' sick
on purpose.

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[coughs]

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Oh, sweetie.

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You still don't sound so good.

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Yeah, I guess that means
you not gonna be able

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to finish that soup.

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Aah!

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You need a little VapoRub.

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But Reggie says
that stuff burns.

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Well, that's because
Reggie eats it.

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When you put it on,
it tingles.

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No, it's gonna
tingle me to death.

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Alright, son,
now why don't daddy put some on

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and let you know
that it's okay, alright?

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Daddy gonna put some on for you.

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‐ See, daddy likes it.
‐ 'Mm.'

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See, it's all good, son.

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He likes it!
He likes it!

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Robert?

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Does daddy want some more?

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Ah, yes.
Slap it on me.

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'Slap it on me!'

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(Neesee)
'You sure you can take it?'

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(Robert)
'Give it to me, momma.
Give it to me, momma!'

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‐ Does that feel good, daddy?
‐ 'Oh, daddy loves it.'

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(Neesee)
Uh‐huh. I know you'll like it.

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‐ 'I'm rubbin' it.'
‐ 'It's tinglin'.'

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(Robert)
'Oh, I like that tinglin'.'

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[instrumental music]

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‐ So, Robert and Neesee?
‐ Mm‐hmm.

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‐ Freaky‐momma sex?
‐ Mm‐hmm.

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Girl, it was horrible.

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Okay, he was all like..
"Gimme more, mommy. Gimme more."

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And in the kitchen? Okay.

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‐ Hey, y'all.
‐ Oh, hey, Neesee.

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Hey, I came to pick up
Bobby's school work

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he's still a little
under the weather.

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Well, okay, I'll get it for you.

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Okay.

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‐ Ask her.
‐ No.

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[indistinct whispering]

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[clears throat]
So, pickin' up
Bobby's homework, huh?

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I thought
today was Robert's day.

257
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:14,841
Yeah, he's still a little sick.

258
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,977
Oh, so you decided
you'll go over there

259
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,945
and stay on top of things, huh?

260
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,381
Yeah.

261
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,949
Bet daddy likes that.

262
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,253
Excuse me.

263
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:29,055
Never mind.

264
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:32,192
No, no, no, wait. I detect
a lil' funk in your baseline.

265
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,961
If you wanna ask me somethin'
I suggest you go ahead and ask.

266
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,063
Oh, it's nothing.
No, I‐I wasn't..

267
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,132
I wasn't thinkin'..
It's, it's nothing. I..

268
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:40,834
Are you sleepin' with Robert?

269
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,237
‐ With Robert? Girl, please.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

270
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:47,440
If he was the last man on Earth,
it'd be, "Bye‐bye, Earth."

271
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,075
Why would you even ask me that?

272
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,077
Well, you said,
you'd been over at his house.

273
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,779
Yeah, to take care of my son.

274
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,180
What about his daddy?

275
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,016
Girl, I've been cookin' soup,
wipin' noses

276
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,251
and rubbin' VapoRub
on sick folks.

277
00:11:58,284 --> 00:11:59,753
I'm over there
bein' Mother Teresa

278
00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:01,387
and I'm o'er here now
bein' offended?

279
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,425
I see.

280
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,896
Look, girl, I've been takin'
this actin' class at night

281
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,131
and that was just a part
of this little scene

282
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,465
I've been workin' on,
that's all.

283
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,169
Well, hello. Hello. Hello.

284
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,138
Smashing time. Spot of tea?

285
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:24,110
Eh! That's just..

286
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,746
...workin' on my accents.

287
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,816
Good day, Governor.

288
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,788
[instrumental music]

289
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:41,227
Man, I can't believe
they cut the budget again.

290
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,296
A brother got to eat
around here.

291
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,998
See, the thing
that kills me..

292
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,167
I have a pot steamin' all day
with nothin' in it.

293
00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:50,971
I'll be fine, woman!

294
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:53,173
Turtle, that's no way
to be talkin' to your shrink.

295
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:56,342
I'll have you know,
my shrink is a man, okay.

296
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,444
That was my lady friend.

297
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,447
Feelin' a touch feverish,
she wants to take care of me.

298
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,016
Yeah, what's her name, grandma?

299
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,253
No, Matilda. My ex.

300
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,422
Whenever I'm sick,
she likes to come by

301
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,192
in her nurse's uniform
and make me feel better.

302
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,827
I didn't know
your ex was a nurse.

303
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:17,130
She's not. She's a..
She's a plumber.

304
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,935
A plumber who heals.

305
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,108
You know what?

306
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,010
Freak show might be
on to somethin'.

307
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,279
If Nurse Neesee
is feeling your pulse

308
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,448
chances are,
she's feeling you.

309
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,518
Come on, you know how women
like to use all illnesses

310
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:40,253
to try to coax us out
of our little cocoons of safety.

311
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,989
And trap us
in their webs of lust.

312
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,424
You've been watchin'
too much Spice Channel

313
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:45,992
or too much
Discovery Channel.

314
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,529
Spice channel.

315
00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:50,864
And you could
never watch too much.

316
00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:53,366
No! My son was sick
and his mom came by.

317
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:54,601
Now I don't care what you say

318
00:13:54,635 --> 00:13:55,936
or what you've been
watchin on TV.

319
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,270
A man could be friendly
with his ex.

320
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,972
Okay.

321
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,907
But watch your back.

322
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,375
Neesee might inject you
with a monkey pox

323
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,044
so she could be
friendly all month.

324
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,948
[instrumental music]

325
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,018
[knocking on door]

326
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,523
‐ Hey, Neesee.
‐ Hey.

327
00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:23,096
Robert, Bobby is in his room

328
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:25,566
tryin' to figure out what toy
he's gonna bring over.

329
00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:28,268
Right now, it's between
Bob the builder and a rock.

330
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,136
[chuckles]

331
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,238
That's hilarious.

332
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,074
You know, who else is hilarious?

333
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:37,210
That Dirk.
Dirk is a wow boy.

334
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,212
[laughs]

335
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,181
Dirk told me that..

336
00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:47,921
Dirk told me
you was feelin' me.

337
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,290
[both laughing]

338
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,961
You not feelin' me,
are you, Neesee?

339
00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,232
Hell, no.

340
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,568
Good.

341
00:15:01,602 --> 00:15:03,136
I mean, you're not feelin' me,
are you?

342
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,071
No, no.
I'm‐I'm just bein' friendly.

343
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,272
Oh, me too.

344
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,473
After all, you know,
we're divorced

345
00:15:07,508 --> 00:15:09,409
and you're engaged
to my best friend.

346
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,977
I mean, come on.

347
00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:15,415
Dirk is crazy.

348
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,917
Robert..

349
00:15:18,552 --> 00:15:20,186
...Johnny and I broke up.

350
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,157
Uh..

351
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,659
We were gonna tell you,
but you were goin' through

352
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,027
your own thing and..

353
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,494
What happened?

354
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,599
Well..

355
00:15:32,633 --> 00:15:36,136
He's in Atlanta and he doesn't
wanna leave his daughter.

356
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,104
And I'm here in LA

357
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,273
and I'd never move Bobby
to another city.

358
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:46,012
So...we kinda had to end it.

359
00:15:47,581 --> 00:15:49,516
It was coming for a while.

360
00:15:52,753 --> 00:15:54,187
Damn. I mean..

361
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,724
Look, Neesee,
I don't really know

362
00:15:57,758 --> 00:15:59,425
the best thing to say
right now.

363
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,664
But I want you to know
I'm here for you..

364
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,401
...even though I don't like you.

365
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,704
[laughs]

366
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,573
[sniffles]

367
00:16:12,606 --> 00:16:14,407
I don't like you either.

368
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,711
So get your hand off me.

369
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,518
It's alright.

370
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,598
(Bobby)
'Almost ready!'

371
00:16:37,631 --> 00:16:40,033
Hey, time to go.
Uh, come on, Bobby.

372
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:41,802
‐ 'I can't find my‐‐'.
‐ I said, it's time to go.

373
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,370
‐ Well, I can't find my egg.
‐ Daddy'll buy you a new one.

374
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,406
‐ I don't want another one.
‐ Walk, boy. Walk!

375
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:51,377
[instrumental music]

376
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,252
[knocking on door]

377
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,059
Tia.

378
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:07,493
Hey, Robert.

379
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:09,462
Listen, Tia. This is not
a good time for me‐‐

380
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:11,497
Okay. Can I just say somethin'?

381
00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:16,069
See, I've been thinkin' a lot
over the last few weeks and

382
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:18,539
you know I left, because I was
havin' trouble with Neesee.

383
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,777
‐ Tia, this is not a good‐‐
‐ And it's taken me a long time.

384
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:27,413
Maybe too long to see
that a divorce family

385
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,083
is no different
than any other family.

386
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,118
People try to make things work
or they don't.

387
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,354
‐ Tia, it's not‐‐
‐ Come on, come on.

388
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,589
Let me finish.

389
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,625
‐ Okay.
‐ Look, baby..

390
00:17:38,659 --> 00:17:42,395
You are one of the people
who try.

391
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:44,698
And that's why I fell in love
with you in the first place

392
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:48,502
and why I still love you.

393
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:51,404
And just so you know,
I didn't come over here

394
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,273
thinkin' you'll just say, "Cool"
and things would

395
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,775
magically go back to normal

396
00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:58,378
because I know
it's not gonna be that easy

397
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,682
but...I'm ready
to make the first step.

398
00:18:01,715 --> 00:18:03,884
And..

399
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:07,253
...just kinda hopin'
you might wanna take it with me.

400
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,622
[chuckles]

401
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:13,493
I can't.

402
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,164
‐ What?
‐ What do you mean, "What?"

403
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,700
You just finished sayin'
that you don't expect

404
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:20,834
things to go back
to bein' normal.

405
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,503
Oh, please.

406
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,805
That's just somethin'
you're supposed to say.

407
00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:29,375
Okay, Robert, talk to me.

408
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:31,778
Alright, Tia, listen.

409
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,616
The truth is..

410
00:18:35,649 --> 00:18:39,252
...if you hadn't left
and made me questioned things

411
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,221
I wouldn't be in the space
that I'm in right now.

412
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,526
Now you said
you needed time and..

413
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:47,761
...now I need time.

414
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,831
I'm sorry.

415
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,466
Oh, uh..

416
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,301
Okay.

417
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:57,838
I'm sorry I bothered you.

418
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:01,875
Goodnight.

419
00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:03,810
Goodbye.

420
00:19:03,844 --> 00:19:06,780
[crickets chirping]

421
00:19:08,849 --> 00:19:10,450
Goodnight.

422
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,185
Goodnight.

423
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:15,155
[instrumental music]

424
00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:24,364
[upbeat music]

425
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,566
[sneezes]

426
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:26,867
Hey, outbreak.

427
00:19:28,769 --> 00:19:31,905
Why don't you go home before
you plague us all up in here?

428
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:34,775
I took several strong
medications that..

429
00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:36,877
...they recommend that I don't
operate any heavy machinery.

430
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,213
Pretty sure
that includes my moped.

431
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:42,849
Alright, let me give you
a ride home.

432
00:19:42,883 --> 00:19:44,350
But keep your head
out the window.

433
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,320
And your hands,
and your feet..

434
00:19:49,823 --> 00:19:51,491
Hell, no.
I'll just call you a cab.

435
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,897
No. No, no, no.
It‐it's quite alright. My..

436
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:59,465
My ex‐girlfriend, Matilda,
she's comin' to pick me up.

437
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:00,634
Matilda, huh?

438
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,303
How old is she?

439
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,471
Last Matilda I heard of,
sunk on the Titanic.

440
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:10,476
Oh, Turtle dove.

441
00:20:10,511 --> 00:20:13,547
I'm so glad
you finally called me.

442
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:17,283
'Okay, let's just get you home,
then into bed.'

443
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,484
[grunts]

444
00:20:18,519 --> 00:20:20,621
[chuckling]

445
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:23,590
[Dirk coughing]

446
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,995
[instrumental music]

447
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,467
[theme music]